I am apartment-hunting. The landlord of the place I’m looking at points to a sign in the lobby of the building.
Landlord: This building also has a shuttle bus, it can take you to the BTS [elevated metro system], only 15 minutes.
Me: It takes 15 minutes to get to the BTS?
Landlord: Yes, very convenient.
Me: But the nearest BTS station is a 5-minute walk from here.
Landlord (laughs): You know, Thai people don’t like walking.
Me: You don’t say.