I’m hearing this all the time now, from people of all ages and stations in life:
Customer: “Yeah, uhmmmm…. I’m gonna do a 6-inch meatball sub.”
Sandwich Artist®: “And what would you like to drink, sir?”
Customer: “Yeah, I’m gonna do a Coke.”
Where does this horrible locution come from? What is its etymology? Are linguists looking into this? Google is drawing a blank.
“Can I get…” is bad enough – a shameful mutation of the traditional “May I please have…” or the more up-to-date, but still polite “Can I have… please” / “I’ll have… please.” Apparently, we’ve reached another milestone in the descent into cultural barbarism. The next stage will be to jab your finger at the thing you want while grunting ferociously.
Jeez, people. Nobody expects you to talk like the host of Masterpiece Theater… but may you please try not to sound like an absolute moron? Thanks.