IHOP Knows About Bigfoot

A prime example of the lunacy of Twitter is the account “IHOP Knows About Bigfoot” (@IHOPKnows), which I have just had the misfortune of stumbling upon. The account has published only 10 tweets but already has over 1,800 followers. How many of the followers are fake? Is this a weird marketing ploy by the pancake chain?

The account’s inaugural tweet¬†juxtaposes a map of Bigfoot report locations against a map of IHOP’s restaurant empire, hinting at a vast conspiracy:

Make the madness stop!

“These people are complete narcissists”

Google leadership seminar

Google leadership seminar (source)

I enjoyed this rant against Big Tech, which besides being funny, also contains the kernel of a very interesting idea for how to address the growing crisis around data privacy and ownership:

Bannon also added this gem about Tesla:

I do not have a dog in this fight, but Musk seems increasingly unhinged to me, and the little stunt he pulled with his abandoned buyout plan was undeniably shady. But… are you not entertained?